25 People Reveal The Absolutely Disgusting Things They Secretly Do With Their Partner

Many of us in relationships have two lives—the one we post on social media and show the public, and the one we live behind closed doors. Let’s be real, many of us who are in relationships have a “secret private life” where we do some weird ass shit with our significant other—stuff that would be looked down upon by society.

Don’t believe us? Recently, BuzzFeed asked their users to share the “gross things they do with their significant others,” and shit got really, really weird.

1.

I express the blackheads he gets behind his ears and pop the zits on his back. He has tattoos and i feel like I get bonus points if find a back pimple hidden in a tattoo. We actively argue who has the right to pop the juicy ones. —rachelsporyh

2.

We pretend like we’re going in for a really soft and romantic kiss. Then we just wrap our lips round the other persons nose and blow as hard as possible. Makes a brilliant sound, like a foghorn. —sarahscarisbrickl

3.

We play this game called the “foot game” where we try to get our foot on each other’s faces. It often results in wrestling or being scared that when you least expect it, you will get a foot on your face. —corkeyduh

4.

My husband poops every morning and usually after dinner, like clockwork, and he often calls me in the bathroom to chat. Half of me enjoys the chat, the other half is disgusted by the smells, sights and sounds of the man I have sex with pooping a few feet from me. —mamameows

5.

We always use the same toothbrush. —maryj4d5602786

6.

My husband will lick my face because he thinks its funny when I break out in pimples so I lick him back and we get into these wrestling licking contest trying to get the last lick until someone calls even stevens lol typing this out makes me realize we’re weird and gross lol. —emiretl

7.

Burp in each other’s faces, trying to be as long and loud as possible. —thatkellygirl

8.

We’re actually like super gross. He always pops my pimples, I scratch his balls, we use the toilet in front of each other and have no shame about farting. Thinking about it now, we’re a really gross couple-ew. —Kojinute

9.

I’m not sure if anyone else knows this… but you can pull up on the skin and blow up an uncircumcised penis like a balloon. Have we don’t that on multiple occasions? Does it always make us laugh? Yes. And yes. —K_Supreeze

10.

I pee in every shower I’m ever in. So if we’re sharing a shower, he’s getting peed on too. —frozenbanana

11.

I have veneers on my teeth so I’m not supposed to take bites out of whole apples. If we are sharing an apple with no ability to cut it up my husband will take a bite, spit it out in his hand, and then give it to me so I can have some. —laurab4dc4fd1bc

12.

We both share one shaver for our faces and everywhere else….—larryt438ddf81f

13.

My Husband and I weigh ourselves before and after poop. Then we compare who had the biggest poop and claim victory. I don’t know what victory does but we just walk around feeling real good about our big turds. faiths4d06bda59

14.

I’d clean out my exes ears with a Q-Tip and be amazed by the amount of wax that would come out. —taraogoart

15.

Him : Sniff my finger I swear it isnt anything bad Me: (tentative) Him: No its like, a unique scent of herbs. Me: O..kay (sniff) GAG NO ITS POOP WHYYYYY. —ILikeNarwhals

16.

My husband has picked something out of my teeth and eaten it. Our friend witnessed through the rear view mirror. He still talks to us. —SecretSecret

17.

I get deep, deep satisfaction from picking the lint out of my boyfriend’s bellybutton. If he pulls it out instead of me I legitimately feel betrayed. —carinaw4997f70cf

18.

He pops my toes. Religiously, every day, no matter what kind of shoes they’ve been cooped up in or what kind of blisters I’ve gathered. —brookelaurenl

19.

My boyfriend and I will touch tongues instead of kissing. I jokingly called it “touching tips” and it’s just stuck. —kayleea40680167d

20.

send pictures of our poo to each other. no, we don’t have a fetish. it’s just an inside joke. —stefanian3

21.

This happened once…one time in the car my S.O. was eating a french fry and decided he didn’t want it anymore mid-chew…so naturally he put the chewed up fry in my mouth with his and I finished it. Our friends in the front seat never noticed. —mammelec

22.

If one of us sees that the other has a bat in the cave, my boyfriend and I will pick each other’s noses. He started it. —erikap4ed12eccf

23.

once at disney world I took a sip of soda and then went to kiss my boyfriend and slowly spit it into his mouth to freak him out. he thought it was hilarious. I did too. now we occasionally do it to be funny and share a drink. it only works from my mouth to his, when he does it I can’t help but laugh and spill it on myself. —Hannah

24.

Whenever we’re cuddling and my husband is shirtless, I’ll stroke his armpit hair and him if he wants me to braid it. 10/10 the answer is always no but 10/10 I always ask —victoriaf4f2309550

25.

My boyfriend and I have a Lake house. Since we are in tick country, every night we check each others buttholes for ticks. —macyb4a73195d6

Lex Gabrielle

Written by Lex Gabrielle

Lex is a writer from New York City who supports messy buns and all things covered in buffalo sauce. You can find her in your local coffee shop buried in social media and celebrity content, listening to Led Zeppelin on full volume.

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