When you basically sign a contract that you and another person are going to live together and share your stuff for the rest of your life it’s kind of a big deal. Marriage is no easy task, it obviously has it’s ups and downs but there are way more real-life situations than anything when it comes to marriage. It’s not all romance and kisses, it’s a partnership as much as a relationship. There are hysterical little nuances to a relationship for the long haul and these folks do a great job at sharing some of them.
These hilarious people give an awesome insight into what it’s like to be married by sharing the hilarious things that will make every married person say ‘same’
95% of any Home Depot trip is spent trying to find my husband again.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 28, 2017
I feel like if I use my demon voice then it’s ok to interrupt the scary movie my husband is watching to ask him if he wants nachos.
— Wendy (@_wendyb07) November 6, 2017
I’m gonna need my husband to hurry up and finish his story so I can tell the same story but, like, a lot better.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 3, 2017
H: why is the heat turned up so high in here?
Me: so I can sleep with a fan on.
— she’s unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) December 1, 2017
A marriage built on respect and trust can survive anything. Except losing twice as much weight on a diet than your wife, apparently.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 4, 2017
Protip: If your wife asks you “How lazy can you be?” it’s a rhetorical question.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2017
*wife wonders where I am*
*hears glass break*
*knows where I am*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) November 20, 2017
My husband almost threw away a package of cookies because they were crumbled so now we have to go marriage counseling. I just hope it’s not too late.
— Judy❤️’s🍪 (@jnapsalot) November 19, 2017
Husband is currently mad at me because I can’t show him how to do something that I don’t even know how to do.
— Kris (@Miss_Kris85) November 30, 2017