BloomJoy
Once upon a time, the world was full of f*cks to give. I gave a f*ck, you gave a f*ck, everyone gave a f*ck. They were in plentiful supply and could be handed out to just about anyone or anything. Over time, however, most of us depleted our proverbial jar of f*cks and we continued on living our best care-free lives. For anyone else out there who’s run out of f*cks to give, these products will please your dark and cynical soul.
*Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re putting all the money into stocks and bonds. And by stocks and bonds, I mean chocolate and ice cream.
1. This sassy throw pillow that lost its f*cks many moons ago.
R.I.P.
Snag it from Society 6 for $29.99
2. These not-so-subtle ankle socks to let the world know just how you feel.
If you are close enough to read these, kindly f*ck off.
Snag it from Store Envy for $7.00
3. These rather abusive balloons that could care less about your party.
Congratu-effin-lations, Karen.
Snag it from Firebox for $9.19
4. An adult jigsaw puzzle that mom can work on when the kids have gone to bed.
The only f*cks allowed in this room are on the damn puzzle.
Snag it from Firebox for $18.29
5. These offensive business cards for someone who’d rather not waste their time talking.
Hand it over with a smile.
Snag it from Amazon for $19.99
6. This middle finger candle for those nights when you need to send the universe a very clear message.
Currently meditating on all of the f*cks I’ve lost today.
Snag it from Amazon for $34.99
7. These gorgeous floral socks that appreciate the concern, but really DGAF.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Snag it from ModCloth for $12.00
8. A coffee mug that’ll really spell things out for your coworkers.
Let’s be f*cking honest with each other.
Snag it from Amazon for $14.99
9. This hilarious coloring book for when you need to creatively express your lack of f*cks.
No room for confusion, let me f*cking color.
Snag it from Amazon for $5.85
10. Some Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Sticky Tape that’ll accent your most important documents.
F*ck this project, f*ck that report, just f*ck it all.
Snag it from Firebox for $10.49
11. These cheeky dishcloths to remind your guests that you could really give a f*ck less.
Spill your wine? Here, I really DGAF.
Snag it from Firebox for $17.00
12. A sassy bar of chocolate that is so over dieting.
Tastes like freedom.
Snag it from Firebox for $10.49
13. This enlightening guide for anyone who needs a reminder to let go.
Learn from the zero-f*cks guru.
Snag it from Amazon for $14.99
14. A lovely piece of “f*ck it” decor that will compliment any room.
A motto for life.
Snag it from Society 6 for $19.99
15. This laptop case that sincerely apologizes for its all-around lack of empathy.
Sorry, not sorry.
Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99
16. An F-bomb paperweight that’s sure to be an expletive hit at your office.
Eff all this paperwork.
Snag it from Uncommon Goods for $45.00
17. This adorable little pouch that literally signs “Zero F*cks Given.”
Read it and weep.
Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99
18. A punny t-shirt you’d probably want to wear every single day.
Yep, still don’t give a one,
Snag it from Amazon for $24.99
19. This cute cap to help you navigate the world when you’re feeling anti-social.
Just read the damn hat.
Snag it from Amazon for $16.99
Actual footage of me not caring…
