The 100 Most Unfortunate Names In Human History

Not everyone loves their name. Maybe you feel like there are too many Kevins or Rachels, or that your parents getting creative by spelling “Ashley” like “Aeshly” isn’t doing you any favors. Whatever your reason, at least you don’t have to walk around as “Dick Weiner” or “Karen Gobbledick.” Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start.”

1. Pop a bottle for Chardonnay Hooker.
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2. *Extremely Alec Baldwin Voice*
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3. At least she’s happy.
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4. Jesus Condom Saves.
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5. I’m Sorry Miss Jackson.
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6. At least she made it into the industry.
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7. Never trust a Steve.
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8. Yes, it’s his real name.
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9. Why settle for just one?
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10. He’s here.
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