23 Husbands Who Are Just Lucky They’re Still Married

As a husband who’s lucky he’s still married, I definitely see myself in each of these marriage memes.

Though I must admit, I’m glad I’m not actually responsible for them, because, dudes, how do your wives even put up with you?

1. This husband, who just wasn’t helpful.

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2. This husband, who was asked to apply sunblock and decided to be a jackass about it.

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3. This husband who tried to scam his wife for chore credit.

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4. This husband who doesn’t know how washing machines work.

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5. This husband who turned a potentially cute moment into a roast.

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6. The husband who did this…

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7. And this.

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8. The husband who just “cut the sandwich in half as you asked.”

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9. This “helping” husband.

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10.This guy.

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11. This husband, who has a lot of explaining to do. 

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12. This guy, using his wife’s flat iron for his beard.

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13. This embarrassment to be seen with in public.

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14. This husband who publically announced his wife’s waxing appointment.

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15. This husband, who bought his wife a “14 carrot necklace.”

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Jason Mustian

Written by Jason Mustian

CEO/Co-founder BloomJoy. Formerly VP The Chive, CEO Distractify, Managing Editor Someecards, and a Y Combinator alum.

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