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25 Of The Most Awesomely Gross Things You Can Buy On Amazon

There’s some weird stuff out there. For instance, did you know that squiggly eyebrows are a thing? Yeah, people are weird and culture is getting weirder. It won’t be long before pigs fly and mice talk, and ham sandwiches are called “Scrootle Dundles.” I don’t know, s**t is weird.

Speaking of weird, there’s a ton of weird stuff you can buy on Amazon. So take a look in case you have a weird friend with a birthday coming up soon. Or just want to add some weirdness to your everyday life.

*Tbh, we may receive a small portion of the sales made on this page which we will probably use to buy the products on this page.

1. A red man that literally s**ts out condiments.

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Finally!

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2. Urinal shot glasses.

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Good for drinking cheap vodka and actual urine.

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3. A carrot sharpener!

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If you’re ever in need of a healthy weapon.

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4. This horrific egg separator.

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Which bears a striking resemblance to your uncle bob.

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5. Finger sporks.

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Any questions? Finger sporks.

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6. A tiny pickle picker.

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“Tiny pickle picker” is also my Tinder bio.

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7. The ham dogger.

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It turns hamburger meat into hot dogs. Why can’t things just be themselves?

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8. These f***ing pigs.

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They’re also salt shakers or something? Who’s to say.

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9. This plunger wine stopper.

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Just make sure you also buy an actual plunger.

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10. This terrifying coffee cup.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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11. A beer vibrator to give your beer head.

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That was a weird sentence.

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