25 Of The Most Awesomely Gross Things You Can Buy On Amazon

12. This bubble wrap oven mitt.

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You can’t pop it, but it will save you from third degree burns. Trade offs.

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13. This device that makes weird egg tubes.

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Tubular!

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14. This flower steam releaser.

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Unfortunately, it can’t release the steam from your everyday life.

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15. A monster masher!

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For monster mashed potatoes.

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16. An egg cuber.

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Start thinking inside the box.

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17. This toothpick holder.

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Name it after your ex.

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18. This alien juicer.

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It also looks like something sexual… is it just me?

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19. This snaky wine decanter.

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Turn your drinking spirals into spiral drinking spirals…

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20. The fastest garlic chopper.

Amazon

Besides hiring Gordon Ramsay.

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21. This spiral hot dog cutter.

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This is actually pretty cool.

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22. This other alien juicer.

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I guess juicers just look like aliens?

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23. An alli-grater.

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Get it? I think I get it.

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24. This weird beer… thing.

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I honestly don’t know what it is.

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25. A duck presser.

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So you can press the juices out of a duck. I swear to god.

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