We all speak a unique and special language. For some of us, we have a few favorite words in our language. For many of us, this involves profanity. Who doesn’t love to scream “FUCK” when they’re angry? Or “SHIT” wen they drop something? Or “ASSHOLE” when someone cuts us off? Yes, cursing and using profanity is its own stress reliever and who doesn’t want to share in the glory that is potty words?
“Girls aren’t supposed to curse”
First of all, fuck you
— First of all (@ayfirstofall) October 17, 2017
Other people: gosh darn it
Me: God fucking fuck ass shit damn cockwaffles
— Christina Novelli (@MissCNovelli) February 24, 2017
Why i curse so much pic.twitter.com/XLvVzynsxT
— bryan gibbs (@GibbousMoony) July 16, 2013
Sometimes "Fuck it" is my final thought before making most of my life changing decisions…
— RäRä© (@Moi_RaRa) February 24, 2013
I don't have a swear jar, I have a swear cooler. pic.twitter.com/jDhLmSn9sH
— ★Griffin Hawkins★ (@WhammehBar) January 15, 2017
me: i really need to stop swearing
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil
— cam (@StaySafeCxS) January 2, 2015
when you are around a new group of people & are trying to watch your language pic.twitter.com/gMGn6DLTsq
— sarah frueh (@sillysarahmay) October 14, 2017
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
— Future Ghost (@OhEmmeG) December 21, 2017
Friday is my second favorite F word
— go crazy it's stay c (@stacehirsh) September 29, 2017
No one uses the word “ducking”. No one.
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) October 22, 2017
Friend: Do you have to swear so much?
Me: Do you have to breathe in and out?
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 24, 2017
Them: "cursing is not cute"
Me: " BITCH I don't give a FUCK 😊😊😊
— Kia✨ (@Kia__xoxo) September 5, 2016
Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch.
— JAY (@JAYVERSACE) January 22, 2015
You may very well be a piece of shit, but you’re my piece of shit and I’ll always have your back.
— 🔥ghd🔥 (@GingerHotDish) December 3, 2017
Preschool teacher: Your daughter said a bad word in class.
Me: Where the fuck did she learn that?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2015
I guess "Peace out, bitches!" wasn't an appropriate way to leave the PTA meeting.
I know this now.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2017