13 Of The Most Bizarre Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon

Amazon is known for offering a wide variety of products. No matter what you’re shopping for, Amazon has it and they can usually get it to you in a matter of hours. This isn’t news to anyone who’s ever shopped online. However, being the largest internet retailer, Amazon also houses several rather disturbing objects. These are just a few of the f*cking weirdest ones we could find. Read on, if you dare…

*Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. That is if you’re crazy enough to buy any of it.

1. A scream jar to help you release all of your bottled up rage.

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Honestly, every office should have one of these.

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2. This dog drying bag that’s supposed to quickly fluff your pup’s fur after bath time.

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I’m sorry, but this has to be some form of animal abuse right?

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3. A ‘Boyfriend Pillow’ that you can actually snuggle up with.

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Just as good as the real thing!

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4. A field identification guide of stray shopping carts so you’ll never be caught off guard.

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How embarrassing…

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5. This toilet poncho so you can “go” just about anywhere.

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Basically a giant diaper. BUT WHY?

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6. This iconic piece of artwork that could be gracing your morning coffee vessel.

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Who knew Mona could twerk?

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7. A potato you can send that special someone a message with.

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I’ve missed you, here’s a potato.

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8. This rather interesting mural featuring a nun and a unicorn.

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We’ll just leave that up for artistic interpretation.

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9. A box of edible chocolate anuses to feed your appetite.

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To each their own…

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10. This face slimmer that’s supposed to reduce wrinkles.

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No comment necessary.

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