36 Of The Most Accurate Tweets The World Has Ever Seen

Twitter is a place of revelations. When you peel back the layers (…and layers…and layers…) of hate, toxic sludge, misogyny, and constant, unfettered outrage, it can be a wondrous world of novel ideas, handy life tips, and profound life truths. Here are 36 of them:

1. This uber truth:

2. This weekend inevitability:

3. This coffee catastrophe:

4. This stock market observation:

5. This truly mind-blowing standard:

6. This allergy fact:

7. This Target law:

8. This dream principle:

9. This dreamy feeling:

10. This winter-loving lie:

11. This fair coffee shop blowback:

12. This shopping axiom:

13. This dude truism:

14. This workplace tip:

15. This exercise advice:

16. This ubiquitous restaurant situation:

17. This relatable desire:

18. This real world realization:

19. This ultimate fact of life:

20. This unfortunate fact of life:

21. This social media rule of etiquette:

22. This genius maneuver:

23. This party sentiment:

24. This social plight:

25. This karmic punishment:

26. This handy, money-saving tip:

27. This pet fee truth:

28. This forever feeling:

29. This sound logic:

30. This depressing matter:

31. This incredible feeling:

32. This weed culture revelation:

33. This airport utopia:

34. This rule of travel:

35. This Nobel prize winning idea:

36. This…is what “I’ll let you know” always means:

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Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.