If you’ve ever been around a sleep talker, you know how ridiculous and nonsensical their midnight chatter can be. My younger brother used to raise his hand and ask for more ketchup while he was dead asleep, so weird.
Maybe you’re a sleep talker yourself and have been told that you say some pretty odd things during the night. Whatever the case, sleep talking never fails to provide entertainment for those who witness it.
Take it from these chatterboxes who are confessing the most bizarre things they’ve ever said while in deep sleep.
1. This sleep talker is secretly a cannibal.
2. She was on a mission.
3. Trying to catch the elephants is hard work.
4. This could be interpreted many different ways.
5. I, for one, would like to know what restaurant he’s at.
6. That’s pretty damn cute, though.
7. The adventure begins.
8. Not the gold!
9. Come on, Ted.
10. This is the best possible sleep-talking scenario.
11. What a queen.
12. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
13. That had to be fun to clean up.
14. NEVER the pineapple.
15. He’s not kidding about that mayo.
16. Damnit, Jeff.